gothvm:

am i seriously the only one who sees it?

She’s awesome

gothvm:

am i seriously the only one who sees it?

She’s awesome

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Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on yourself. Enjoy the ever-present game of knowing.
Hank Green  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: quote-book)

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owlmylove:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

image

image

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gotthatsouthernhospitality:

loseegoose:

consultingdemon:

a-weeping-angel-just:

rectumofglory:

steph-was-here:

this week

what is even happening this week

Its the start of the apocalypse

It’s only four months late

Bullshit!  That firefighter is using the Force!
Look at that fucker!

^^

gotthatsouthernhospitality:

loseegoose:

consultingdemon:

a-weeping-angel-just:

rectumofglory:

steph-was-here:

this week

what is even happening this week

Its the start of the apocalypse

It’s only four months late

Bullshit!  That firefighter is using the Force!

Look at that fucker!

^^

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miss-azura:

sheislove530:

-everysecond:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

I’m toast. 

miss-azura:

sheislove530:

-everysecond:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

I’m toast. 

(Source: secretsbest)

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Self Acceptance

I’m not sure why but we as human’s can never seem to accept what we are…HUMAN. No, you are not perfect. No, you will NEVER be perfect, and I am not afraid of telling you that. What I am afraid of is this rising trend to be perfect, not yourself, not natural, not happy, just perfect. Have you seen that crazy looking barbie lady? She’s spend her whole adult life and probably much of her younger years trying to become “Barbie”, perfect little Barbie. I wonder to myself how many friends she has, how many people look at her like a normal human being. It’s like that with celebrities too, we don’t see them as a human like the rest of us. We see them as some unattainable level of perfection in most cases, and when the paparazzi follows them around and takes pictures of them without Photoshop, makeup, or beautiful clothes, we see that they are just like us and we call them UGLY. I don’t understand that. 
Why can’t we accept ourselves and the people around us? If you pretend to be someone you’re not like Barbie girl and Ken guy no one will take you seriously. Embrace yourself, accept who you ARE. You don’t have to be beautiful, thin, curvy, muscled, tan, pierced, or anything.Just be you, try to be healthy, but most of all live a full life. Don’t get caught up in the world’s beauty contest. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and there is someone out there who will appreciate who you are without you pretending to be someone you’re not. 

So be BOLD, be PASSIONATE, and try to be HAPPY. The worth of your life will not be calibrated by the number on your scale.

 

zent4:

acceptanced:

fourfit:

hots0uthernmess:

curr-ency:

fourfit:

i would marry the person if i got hurt and they did this. no matter who it was i would marry them. 

I AM CRYING BECAUSE THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING PICTURE 

I lived in the hospital for three weeks when my ex was sick… and we all know how that relationship ended…

my comment is still there wow this is a first for tumblr user fourfit. 
but no really i would defiantly marry the person that did this. 

…

this is the cutest thing ever. omg

This is so lovely

zent4:

acceptanced:

fourfit:

hots0uthernmess:

curr-ency:

fourfit:

i would marry the person if i got hurt and they did this. no matter who it was i would marry them. 

I AM CRYING BECAUSE THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING PICTURE 

I lived in the hospital for three weeks when my ex was sick… and we all know how that relationship ended…

my comment is still there wow this is a first for tumblr user fourfit. 

but no really i would defiantly marry the person that did this. 

this is the cutest thing ever. omg

This is so lovely

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